Avoid thin clingy jersey, heavy embellishment across the stomach, shapeless cuts with no waist definition, and belts placed at the natural waist instead of under the bust
The words Lady Gaga and campy are frequently heard together
Pair it with flat or low-heel strappy sandals in a metallic champagne tone comfortable yet dressy enough for the occasion
For cooler weather, pair with a black low bootie and jacket and our wide brimmed fedora
And if, in the process, it thickens too much, you can always stir in a little extra buttermilk before serving to thin it back out
I used to avoid these, thinking that they meant something was wrong with the watermelon