despite costing hundreds of dollars, if you snag yourself a card in good condition at that price and then grade it, you may find it being worth many times what you pay for it
Turbulent Wilderness is fetchable, and from turns 3-4 on, your opponents should have eight or more lands
In seriousness, this has strong Juri Master of the Revue vibes, and may take his place or go in the 99, depending on the flavor of the deck
Life Chisel is pretty creepy as a bunch of corpses (I hope they are corpses) hang upside-down while whoever is doing the chiseling walks in menacingly with a very wicked-looking knife
The only downside this card has is that it has an expensive Retreat Cost of three
Now there's nothing to fear from blockers, or fog effects, and you can kill everyone without connecting, at instant speed