You might as well try to divert a river with your hands
Set: Judge Gift Cards 2004 Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{W} Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest
Set: Lorwyn Type: Creature — Merfolk Wizard Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{U}{U} Champion a Merfolk (When this enters the battlefield
−8: Each opponent loses life equal to the number of cards in their graveyard
Set: Amonkhet Prerelease Promos Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{G} Search your library for up to X basic land cards
Liliana, Heretical Healer // Liliana, Defiant Necromancer [From the Vault: Transform] Bolas's Meditation Realm You might as well trySet: From the Vault: Transform Type: Legendary Creature Human Cleric Rarity: Mythic Cost: {1}{B}{B} Lifelink Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2 2 black Zombie creature token. Reverse Type: Legendary Planeswalker Liliana +2: Each player discards a card. X: Return target nonlegendary creature card with