I think a lot of why I don't like this card is that when playing against it I often feel like I get to a position where I am just hoping they do not draw something that can crew it, if they do I lose on the spot and that isn't the kind of game state I enjoy
Body Launderer is a house, Connive is incredible, and having such a rattlesnake with upside means that people either dont touch you or sigh before just getting it over with
Features a special promo card of Hop's Zacian ex, plus foil cards of Hop's Wooloo and Dubwool
Sure, you only get to venture into the dungeon when you untap the artifact and let its victim go, but still
Sure, casting your Instants like they are Sorceries isnt always ideal, but the cards and life you get from this really pay you off for going for the significantly clunkier play
It is the single card that decides how long the set takes and how much it costs to close