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this tee is your official uniform for the journey
reminding you that the wisest choices are often just one phone call away
Perfect for everyday wear
It's the ultimate housewarming or dorm-warming gift for the people you love enough to save from themselves
More plant than person
Don't Do Stupid Shit....Call Mom Pillow Shirt this tee is your officialYour couch's new conscience has arrived. This pillow provides both lumbar support and life support, reminding you that the wisest choices are often just one phone call away. It's the ultimate housewarming or dorm warming gift for the people you love enough to save from themselves.