Overlord of the Boilerbilges can either be a 6-mana 5/5 red creature that can remove something (or hit face) with its attack trigger, or just a burn spell for 4 mana
Note your total at the beginning of upkeep, then gain enough life through lifelink creatures and/or Wall of Reverence to not have to worry if you get some attacks back
Creature decks often need to get running right out of the gates, and these will always enter untapped when you need them to
Plus, you get to exile artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and graveyards (or any combination thereof) rather than just destroying permanents and sending them to the graveyard with Austere Command
Probably all of them, to be honest
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