ruffle long dress Romance Dress, in Black Luxe Satin, Size: XL | Show Me Your Mumu 59 Bust Romance Ruffle Dress, in Steel

The clever twist detail creates eye-catching cut-outs that add interest to the streamlined silhouette, while the deep neckline presents a modern aesthetic

Eye patches, striped shirts, boots and a bandana will get you halfway there

And something a little curvy and ornate (for some contrast to the modern elements in the room, like Ed the Bed and our big snowball-ish light fixture)

If the dress is a bit more fitted or column-like in its shape, a shoe that covers more or is slightly heavier in appearance could definitely work

I had to keep adjusting the straps' length, so I wish I had waited until later to sew on the sequins

You are my wife and it affects me when pictures are too sexy, West replied